About
NumberWang
Welcome to NumberWang, where absolutely everything has been replaced with numbers. Heroes are numbers. Monsters are numbers. Your destiny is a slightly larger number than whatever is currently trying to subtract your face.
There are no swords, no dragons, and definitely no common sense. Just glorious, glowing digits smashing into other glorious, glowing digits until one of them becomes zero. That's NumberWang.
Bigger Numbers Win
Your Number automatically charges into battle because it has no survival instincts. Enemies arrive in endless waves, each convinced they're the correct answer. Tap an enemy to tell your Number, "No, that one looks mathematically suspicious."
Every 5th wave introduces a Boss Number. It's larger, angrier, and has absolutely no business existing.
The Infinite Grid of Questionable Decisions
Every skill point unlocks another mysterious square on an endlessly expanding grid. Inside you'll discover things like:
- More Damage
- More Health
- Even More Damage
- Faster Numbering
- Critical Numbering
- Bigger Percentages
- Rebirth Multipliers
- Other Extremely Scientific Improvements™
The grid never ends. Every time you think you've nearly finished it, the grid politely laughs and invents more squares.
Fifty Completely Sensible Abilities
Every 5 waves you earn an Ability Point. Pick one of three wonderfully questionable upgrades from a pool of 50 abilities, with rarities ranging from Common to Legendary. Legendary abilities are basically the same idea, except dramatically louder.
You might discover:
- Lifesteal
- Thorns
- Chain Numbers
- Execute
- Dodge
- Multishot
- Several things your maths teacher never prepared you for
Eventually you'll collect every ability. At that point the game simply shrugs and starts handing you extra Skill Points instead.
Rebirth Because Numbers Never Die
Reach Wave 25 and you've officially proven you're capable of producing respectable quantities of Number. Rebirth resets your progress, but rewards permanent multipliers that make future Numbers even more unreasonable. The deeper your run, the bigger the reward.
As every great mathematician once said:
If the number isn't getting bigger, you're probably doing it wrong.
Maximum Retro Numbering
Everything glows. Everything flickers. Everything looks like it escaped from a dusty arcade cabinet found behind a bowling alley sometime in 1987.
Expect neon lighting, CRT scanlines, satisfying screen shake, dramatic camera zooms, and enough floating numbers to make a calculator file for annual leave.
The adventure begins with tiny little digits. Several hours later you'll be staring at numbers so absurd they should probably require planning permission.
Welcome to NumberWang.
That's NumberWang.
